WTF? Why Is My Body Trying to Sabotage Me?!

Jeezy Petes, I hate my latest birth control. Also, why is it that I always manage to go to Planned Parenthood when I'm PMSing, hard?

Here is a list of things that have moved me to tears today:

• A fitness magazine
• My blood pressure numbers
• A vast array of choices in hormonal birth control methods
• Biltmore Avenue
• A photograph of the Queen of England
• Driving downhill whilst listening to Fresh Air with Terry Gross
• The lack of padded-cup bras in my size at the local Belk...or... any bras in my size, really
• A display of Keurig coffee makers and the corresponding selection of K-cups
• Wal-Mart. Just...Wal-Mart
• I-240
• A number of songs by The Killers

But hey, at least I know it's not really me; it's just my body and its horrible, horrible chemicals trying to sabotage me.